me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
SAINTS ROW 4 OH MY GOD JUST TAKE MY MONEY
Look Hollywood, I know you try your *best* to introduce new eras into this modern day society, but you failed miserably. Not only that, but with such a ginormous budget, instead of spending it all on the extravagant parties that Gatsby threw (which was the only thing well done), you could have at least hired a professional editor to match the audio to the random, sometimes repetitive shots you...
danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
When my guy friend tries to be more than friends
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
that-nerdy-girl-in-the-corner: 420 Blaze it
At first I was like, what the fuck? Why is everything pixelated/legoish and how does it seem that mining could possibly be a source of entertainment to some people? My curiosity got the better of me and I gave it a shot around noon. The next thing I know, I checked the time and it was 2 in the freaking morning. Now I understand.
torintitious: scuzzmutt: [SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU] [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU] [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD] [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS] [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM] [SLAMS THE DOOR] i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line
shrugging: maybe we’re the sims 4
lucifuh: OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK AND I CLICKED SMELL AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE FUCK YOU GOOGLE
Empathy Test →
missfluffykitty: shikaro: irootie: kecrambles: ginnypants: dollah-dollah-bills-yall: killitwithzombies: n-moore: the-sweetarsenic: tuckerpunch: thepiscesqueen: beiuetuifiulwonk: togamisan: teruteruhanamura: ishidakiyotaka: ibukl: dirku: 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score...