May 2013
19 posts
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
May 22nd
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humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
May 18th
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SAINTS ROW 4 OH MY GOD JUST TAKE MY MONEY
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Oh, Gatsby.
 Look Hollywood, I know you try your *best* to introduce new eras into this modern day society, but you failed miserably. Not only that, but with such a ginormous budget, instead of spending it all on the extravagant parties that Gatsby threw (which was the only thing well done), you could have at least hired a professional editor to match the audio to the random, sometimes repetitive shots you...
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May 13th
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May 3rd
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April 2013
29 posts
Apr 30th
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danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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When my guy friend tries to be more than friends
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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that-nerdy-girl-in-the-corner: 420 Blaze it
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Minecraft.
At first I was like, what the fuck? Why is everything pixelated/legoish and how does it seem that mining could possibly be a source of entertainment to some people? My curiosity got the better of me and I gave it a shot around noon. The next thing I know,  I checked the time and it was 2 in the freaking morning.  Now I understand. 
Apr 3rd
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torintitious: scuzzmutt: [SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU] [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU] [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD] [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS] [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM] [SLAMS THE DOOR] i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line
Apr 3rd
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shrugging: maybe we’re the sims 4
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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lucifuh: OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK AND I CLICKED SMELL AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE FUCK YOU GOOGLE
Apr 1st
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March 2013
23 posts
Empathy Test →
missfluffykitty: shikaro: irootie: kecrambles: ginnypants: dollah-dollah-bills-yall: killitwithzombies: n-moore: the-sweetarsenic: tuckerpunch: thepiscesqueen: beiuetuifiulwonk: togamisan: teruteruhanamura: ishidakiyotaka: ibukl: dirku: 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score...
Mar 31st
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Mar 29th
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